used-to-be-alright:

Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT

(Source: you-are-an-airplane)

Step in the Lane: Step in the Lane Weekly (5-27)

stepinthelane:

First Step

Game Seven. Last night Boston prevailed in a game seven that was almost as ugly as their game seven loss in Los Angeles two years ago. The latter at least succeeded in giving us an unfiltered and thoroughly entertaining Metta World Peace (as Ron Artest1).

This time…

oszter:

Things aren’t always what they appear. Sometimes you have to take a closer look at something to really understand it and other times you need to take a step back to see the whole picture.

tamburina:

Actual poster issued by Senator Joe McCarthy in 1950’s, at the height of the Red Scare. All artists were suspect.

tamburina:

Actual poster issued by Senator Joe McCarthy in 1950’s, at the height of the Red Scare. All artists were suspect.

(Source: arcfinch)

Life has a way of testing a person’s will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen all at once.

Paulo Coelho (via state-of-wishing)

mariahhhf:

wtfced:

geekscoutcookies:

lacquerandcandy:

blacknerdjade:

meagansphilosophy:

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

oh my GODFOgif

LMFAO Shiiiiit I’m crying. That was too much!!

im literally in tears. I didnt even think that i was going to cry watching this. My sides hurt

swiss fucking cheese goddamnit

good lord. i’m crying

Power don’t come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lying. Lying big and gettin’ the whole damn world to play along with you. Once you’ve got everybody agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain’t true, you’ve got ‘em by the balls.

From Sin City